On this episode of Temple Smash, pirates get sales jobs and try to integrate into land-lovers’ society, a nasty school lunch wreaks havoc on students, Billy takes a trip to the dentist, and a new hero emerges––Golfclubman.

Temple Smash is Temple University's first and only televised variety show, produced for students by students. Taped in front of a live studio audience in TV Studio 1 of Annenberg Hall at Klein College, the show features an array of talented acts, including original sketch comedy, musical groups, dancers, stand-up comics, short films, and more.