On this episode of Temple Smash, pirates get sales jobs and try to integrate into land-lovers’ society, a nasty school lunch wreaks havoc on students, Billy takes a trip to the dentist, and a new hero emerges––Golfclubman.

Temple Smash is Temple University's first and only televised variety show, produced for students by students. Taped The show features an array of talented acts, including original sketch comedy, musical groups, dancers, stand-up comics, short films, and more.